I'm doing a lot of these lately.
OHWELL.
This is The Beatles version btw.

1. Put your MP3/iPod or other device that plays music on "Shuffle."
2. For each question, skip to the next song. Whichever song appears is your answer.
3. YOU SHOULD WRITE THE NAME OF THAT SONG WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
4. Tag seven other people using a note (including the person that sent it to you) that you believe will have as much fun with this game as you did.


If everyone says, "everything is well," what do you say?
Norwegian Wood-The Beatles


What best describes your personality?
Her Majesty-The Beatles

BOW TO ME, BITCHES!


What suits you today?
I'm Only Sleeping-The Beatles

I have been kinda tired actually...


What is your goal in life?
Rocky Racoon-The Beatles

...But... Rocky Racoon got shot. D:


What is your motto?
Don't Pass Me By-The Beatles


What do your friends think of you?
SPLHCB/With A Little Help From My Friends-The Beatles

They love me.


What do you think about often?
Dizzy Miss Lizzy-The Beatles

Not quite. O_o


What do you think of your best friends?
Ticket To Ride-The Beatles


What do you think of the person you like?
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds-The Beatles

LSD IS BAD KIDDIES~


What is the history of your life?
Slow Down-The Beatles

Yeah, I could handle it if everything slowed down a bit.


What do you want to be when you grow up?
Wait-The Beatles

I want to wait...?


What will you do when you meet the person you like?
A Taste of Honey-The Beatles

We'll eat honey together. Sounds like a good date.


What do your parents think of you?
She Loves You-The Beatles

How suddenly supportive. o-o


What will you dance to in your wedding?
Do You Want To Know A Secret-The Beatles

That is a sweet song. <3


What music will play during your funeral?
Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby-The Beatles

I'm confused... O_o
They only love me once I'm dead? D:


What is your pastime?
All You Need Is Love-The Beatles

LOVE IS NOW A HOBBY.


What is your biggest secret?
Helter Skelter-The Beatles


What do you think of your friends?
I Will-The Beatles


What is the worst thing that could happen?
I Call Your Name-The Beatles


How will you die?
Baby's In Black-The Beatles

How the hell...?


What is the only thing you regret?
Any Time At All-The Beatles

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
I REGRET BEING THERE FOR PEOPLE?


What makes you laugh?
She's A Woman-The Beatles

...Does she look manly?


What makes you cry?
Devil In Her Heart-The Beatles

"She's got the devil in her heart, no this I can't believe~"


Who will you marry one day?
Yellow Submarine-The Beatles

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SONG TO POP UP WHERE IT MADE NO SENSE.
Luckeh, you can marry your town, I get the submarine. XD


What scares you the most?
Hello Goodbye-The Beatles

Antonyms scare me?


Does anyone like you?
Across The Universe-The Beatles

Everyone loves me.


If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Revolution-The Beatles

I would change some revolution. Which one? I don't know. One of Russia's many. Just for kicks.


What hurts you now?
Savoy Truffle-The Beatles

...The hell?


What will you name this post?
Taxman-The Beatles

Sure.


How does the world see me?
Maggie Mae-The Beatles

THAT ISN'T MY NAME. D<


Will I have a happy life?
Magical Mystery Tour-The Beatles

This song makes me think of Disney World for some reason. XD


What do people really think of me?
Strawberry Fields Forever-The Beatles

I'm very laid back apparently. I also am apparently a strawberry.


Do people secretly lust after me?
Mother Nature's Son-The Beatles

Mother Nature's Son does.
How oddly specific.


How can I make myself happy?
Tell Me What You See-The Beatles

A rorschah test? I need therapy to be happy? D:


What should I do with my life?
Roll Over Beethoven-The Beatles

I should write music?


Will I ever have children?
She's Leaving Home-The Beatles

Proof I will be a bad mother:
My daughter will run away.


What is some good advice for me?
Let It Be-The Beatles

Huh. That is actually pretty useful if you know me. >.>


What do I think my current theme song is?
Nowhere Man-The Beatles

"Doesn't have a point of view, don't know where he's going to.
Seems a bit like you and me."


What does everyone else think is your theme song?
Get Back-The Beatles

"Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged."


What song will play at my funeral?
Yellow Submarine-The Beatles

I thought I married the submarine?


What type of men/women do you like?
Hey Jude-The Beatles

Jude.
How oddly specific again.


What is my day going to be like?
If I Fell-The Beatles


Why am I here?
A Hard Day's Night-The Beatles

How appropriate, I'm probably pulling all nighter tonight for some papers... >.>


What will people remember me for?
All You Need Is Love-The Beatles

PEOPLE REMEMBER ME FOR BEING SAPPY.


What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
For No One-The Beatles

Probably not. Not one I listen to very often.

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Across The Universe-The Beatles

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.


What will this year be all about?
Dear Prudence-The Beatles

...I have no idea what to say now.
SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS NOW. 8D

Rule #1: If you open this you take it.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule #3: Be completely honest.

Answer: True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? T
Q: Been arrested? F
Q: Do you like someone? T
Q: Held a snake? T
Q: Been suspended from school? F
Q: Sang karaoke? T
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? T
Q: Laughed until you started crying? T
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? T
Q: Kissed in the rain? F
Q: Sang in the shower? T
Q: Sat on a roof top? F
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? T
Q: Broken a bone? T
Q: Shaved your head? F
Q: Played a prank on someone? T
Q: Shot a gun? F
Q: Donated Blood? T

Last Person

1. You hung out with?
The entire Newspaper/Montage staff

2. You texted?
Conor

3. You were in a car with?
Mother and Father

4. Went to the movies with?
...I don't remember

5. Person you went to shop with?
My parents.

6. You talked on the phone?
Chelsea <3

7. Made you laugh?
I don't remember. Probably Conor.

8. You hugged?
Also Conor.

Answer Truthfully
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? RAINBOWS
5. Where do you live? Ghost Town, Ohio as far as I'm concerned.
6. Club or pub? Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? More like 4 actually. I love them all. <3
8. Do you want to get married? Is gay marriage legal here?
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Who fucking cuts their spaghetti?
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Not that I know of. O_o
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? I have no clue.
13. Do you cook? A little. I bake, mostly.
14. Current mood? Meh
15. Color of underwear? Flesh tone. xD

In the Last 48 Hours, Have You

1. Sang? I'm always singing.
2. Listened to music? I went to see a musical last night~
3. Danced Crazy? I don't dance unless the coreographer makes me.
4. Cried? I don't think so
5. Liked someone you can't have? Nope. :3

25 Firsts

1. Who was your first prom date? I was asked last year by Chelsea but my mom wouldn't let me go.
2. Who was your first roommate? Never had one.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? I've never been drunk. But I have had some red wine.
4. What was your first job? Never had one.
5. What was your first car? Blue Ford Focus x3
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? My papa's when I was 7...
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Banks She thought I needed to be in "special" classes. ._.'
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? To Florida, to visit relatives.
10. When did you sneak out of your house for the first time? Never have. (I'M A GOOD KID.)
11. Who was your first best friend? Amy. :3
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Amy. xD
13. Where was your first sleepover? ...Amy's house. (Get out of my answers, Amy.)
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? I don't call anyone, I bottle it up. x:
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman? My sister's. 8D
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? I rolled over and tried to go back to sleep.
17. What was the first concert you went to? Never been
18. What was the last concert you went to? SEE QUESTION 17
19. First tattoo or piercing? None
20. First celebrity crush? Never had one. XD
22. First crush? ..........Amy >.>
23. Current crush? I don't think it really counts as a crush since we've been dating for more than a year, but Chelsea~
24. First time you tied your shoe laces? Some time when I was little?

Seven names you go by/names given to you
1. Jessica
2. Jess
3. Jessi
4. Brittany
5. Amy
6. Katie
7. Cabbage Patch Kid

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. My set painting jeans
2. My band polo
3. My glasses that need cleaned

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. A driver's lisence
2. Something to get rid of a blister
3. Chelsea to be back in town. D:

Three people who will probably fill this out: (Consider you people tagged <3)
1. Brittany
2. Luckeh
3. YOU!

Two things you did last night:
1. I SAW CHICAGO AT THE ARONOFF AND IT WAS AMAZING AND I LOVED IT
2. ^ I also bought the Broadway soundtrack.

Two things you ate last night:
1. Chicken sandwich
2. Steak Fries

Two people you last talked to on the phone
1. Chelsea
2. Scott

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. Write a paper
2. Write a speech
3. Write another paper

Two longest car rides
1. To Boca Raton
2. To Phelps (Michael wasn't there.)

Favorite beverages:
1. Orange soda
2. Grape soda
3. Dr. Pepper


[Relationship Status] Taken, as surprising as many would find that.
[Parents still together] Yeah.
[Siblings] An older brother and an older sister.
[Pets] My shih-tzu. x3

FAVORITES
[Color] SILVER~
[Number] 742
[Animal] Foxes
[Book] I can't choooose
[Flowers] I love lilacs. x3

LOVE…
[First Crush] Amy
[You Believe In Love At First Sight?] ...I think that is kidna shallow. O_o
[You Believe In "The One"?] Yes, but it is generally unlikely you'll find the one person on Earth you're "soul mates" with. I mean... Geez, what is teh Earth's population?

ABOUT YOU...
[What Time Is It?] 2:52 PM
[Name] Jessica Kelley Fuckmylastname

WHAT DO YOU WANT…
[Where Do You Want To Live] Somewhere with a population I can't count on my fingers. -.-
[How Many Kids Do You Want] None.
[What Kind Of Job Do You Want] Something with criminology.

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU…
[Bought Something] Yes
[Gotten Sick] No, surprisingly.
[Sang] Yes
[Felt Stupid] Yes
[Missed Someone] Yes
[Gotten Drunk] No
[Gotten High] No.
[Danced Crazy] No
[Gotten You Hair Cut] No
[Watched cartoons] No
[Lied To Someone] Probably.

HONESTLY…
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] Flesh tone
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] I need to go Christmas shopping
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] Filling this out.
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Hell no.
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] Today? No.
6. [Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?] Only if some of the old movies are showing.
7. [Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?] Kinda.
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] The four people I keep mentioning on this meme. xD
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] Yes, and when I run out of nail, I tend to start chewing off skin. >.>
10. [Honestly, what is your mood right now?] Meh
11. [Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] Chelsea
12. [Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] Several
13. [Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] Yes.
14. [Honestly, are you satisfied with life?] Depends on the day.
15. [Honestly, do you like someone?] Who do you think?
16. [Honestly, does anyone like you?] I hope so. D:

EVERYONE’S CONFESSIONS...
[ ] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[x] I eat Fruit Loops.
[ ] I go trick or treating.
[ ] I’ve taken a bubble bath in the last month.
[ ] I have water balloon fights with my friends
[ ] I still believe in Santa
[ ] Mommy’s still the coolest person ever
[ ] Sleep till noon.
[ ] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[ ] The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.
[x] I still drink apple juice.
[x] There are monsters under my bed.
[ ] I can’t sleep with the lights off
[x] I can’t sleep with the lights on.
[ ] I still like piggy back rides.
[ ] Boys/girls still have cooties

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1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [ ] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [ ] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 2

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 4

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 7

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [ ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (I got kicked out of Kroger, then out of their parking lot. xD)
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [ ] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 10

41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 12

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [ ] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 12

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [ ] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [ ] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 14
I am not a complete idiot. 8D
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1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs

THERE ARE NOT TEN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT ME.
BUT FINE.
HERE ARE TEN THINGS ANYWAY.

1) My eyes change colors sometimes.

2) There is a bottle on my desk that says 'Elderberry Wine' from the last show we did at my school.

3) I'm socially awkward. All the time.

4) Romance novels annoy the shit out of me for the most part. (Unless it is a zombie romance. xD)

5) Just about everything I want to do with my life is very unrealistic.

6) I'm among the least talented of my friends in just about everything we do.

7) I'm a lesbian, btw.

8) Puzzle games are better than shooters. This is not personal opinion, but a fact.

9) I'm clingy as hell.

10) Fuck it, I'm not tagging anyone.

So.
BEST HALLOWEEN EVER. I was part of an undead circus as a tiger, and it was cool. We handed out candy to random people while we were in costume. Like reverse trick-or-treating I guess?
Oh. And Jasmine can walk on stilts now, one of her many talents.
Our cricus had an undead ringmaster, an undead tamer, a white tiger, an undead stilt walker, a demonic magician, and a clown and a random redneck/roadie.
As well as a creepy necromancer that made the undead members undead.
It was cool though. But I still have lots of make-up on my face and my feet hurt.
I had a little candy, but we mostly just passed it out to workers, children, and random people in costumes.
We also got some pictures. Maybe I'll post them sometime.

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Jessica

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Jesizzle.
O_o
I'm so gangsta?

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Silver Serval
Doesn't sound super detective-y.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Marje
...Really?

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Purple Tea
...What powers do I have?

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Erkecatin
How can I pronounce that? O_o

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Kay Dennis.
Yaaaaaay.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Kiba

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Jeruto

10. PIRATE NAME: ( Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Kelley
Boring name. Yay. 8D

Ok. So I'm done with this.
Weeeeee.
Someone else do this.
NOW.

Also, SOUNDTRACK MEME!

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing

Opening Credits: Without Fear-Lacuna Coil
Because my movie can't start in English.

Waking Up: Breakfast in Bed-Deep Purple
Oh hell yes. That just rocks.

First Day at School: She Builds Quick Machines-Velvet Revolver
...That sounds like a totally normal first day of school.

Childhood: Hey Cisco-Deep Purple
O_o'
Just...
O_o'

Falling In Love: Mama Said-Metallica
...I can sorta see how this might make sense?
Wait, no I can't.

Fight Song: Cut Runs Deep-Deep Purple
Deep Purple has epic titles for this meme.
Also, I guess this is exciting enough to be my fight song.

Breaking Up: Problem Child-AC/DC
I guess it is my fault?

Prom: Back in Black-AC/DC
The top of my dress is black, actually. xD' (Yes I already have a dress, shut up.)

Life: Shield-Deep Purple
This would have been another good title for my fight song. Good answer for this one, though.

College: Drifter-Deep Purple
I CAN'T STAY IN ONE PLACE, EVIDENTLY. 8D

High School: "A" 200-Deep Purple
I get 200 A's? I can live with that.

Mental Breakdown: Tentative-System of a Down
This song is going to get looped throughout this movie. xD
Fitting, though.
"We're going down, in a spiral to the ground.
No one, no one's gonna save us now."
Happy song.

Gymnastics: Hush-Deep Purple
(why the hell do I keep getting their songs?) Maybe?
...Why the fuck is this on here? Gymnastics?

Driving: Walk in the Shadows-Queensryche
This one doesn't make a whole lot of sense. O_o

Flashback: Forgive Me-Faktion
Apparently I'm haivng flashbacks of things I want to be forgiven for.
...Probably have a lot of those.

Getting Back Together: Kicked in the Teeth-AC/DC
Short lived relationship, I'm guessing?

Wedding: Fight Fire with Fire-Metallica
Is anyone else confused?
Maybe I just have a hardcore wedding.

Birth of Child: SUN GOES DOWN-Deep Purple
Yes, it does, every night in fact.
...What does this have to do with child birth?

Final Battle: Fall To Pieces-Velvet Revolver
Physically or mentally? O_O
Shit, I'm thinking this fight doesn't go well for me.

Death Scene: Woman From Tokyo-Deep Purple
I WAS KILLED BY A WOMAN FROM TOKYO?
...Why?

Funeral Song: Highway Song-System of a Down
Someone make sense of this, PLEASE.

End Credits: Silent Lucidity-Queensryche

So, that is my movie soundtrack. If my life were a movie.
ALL OF YOU SHOULD DO THIS.

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Would you ever make out with me?

13. Physically, what stands out?

14. Emotionally, what stands out?

15. Do you wish I was cooler?

16. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

17. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

18. Am I lovable?

19. How long have you known me?

20. Describe me in one word.

21. What was your first impression?

22. Do you still think that way about me now?

23. What do you think my weakness is?

24. Do you think I'll get married?

25. What makes me happy?

26. What makes me sad?

27. What reminds you of me?

28. If you could give me anything what would it be?

29. How well do you know me?

30. When's the last time you saw me?

31. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

32. Do you think I could kill someone?

33. Do you think I would kill someone?

34. Are you going to put this on your deviant journal and see what I say about you?